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| Simon Cowell - President of the University |
SCU offers a well-rounded curriculum with a single goal: a Bachelor
of Arts (BA) degree in Simonology.
Rather than offering multiple courses of study, SCU is dedicated solely to the pursuit
of knowledge regarding Simon Cowell. Our faculty and students find that this level of focus is required
to maintain our ardent devotion to the man in question.
And he definitely deserves our devotion.
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