Simon Cowell's music career is now infamous having, over the past 20 years, shaped
what we consider to be modern pop music today. In the last 10 years, Simon, a BMG Record Executive, has been making and breaking
records. Cowell has achieved sales of over 25 million albums, over 70 top 30 records and 17 number 1 singles.
cares. President Cowell is hotter than hell, and our students have devoted their lives to the pursuit of knowledge of
this most wonderful of men. It's only fair that he gets to be President and holds a master key to all dorm rooms.
Out of respect for Mr. Cowell's sensitive system, SCU does not have a music
Dean of Students
|HotForSimon, Dean of Students
As Dean of Students, Ms. HFS is dedicated to helping all students realize
their full potential as minions of Simon Cowell. Also Department Chair for SCU's Physical Education Department, she
has spent countless hours devoting herself to the study of President Cowell's carnal needs and habits, and works tirelessly
to keep current in her chosen field.