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Simon Cowell Memorial Hospital

A Residential Commiseration Facility for the Passionately Insane


Simon Cowell Memorial Hospital and its staff are dedicated to providing a safe haven for those suffering from Simon Cowell-related mental illnesses.  The fact that you are visiting our home page at all indicates you have one or more of the disorders seen within our walls.

We have transferred your social security number, insurance information, medical records and ultra-secret Simon-worshipping thoughts to our database from the microchip implanted in your hand at birth via your mouse (damn spammers).

You cannot escape.

Why not have a look around?

~HotForSimon and Julietspeaks

Simon Cowell Memorial Hospital is a division of Simon Central Copyright 2003