Family? What family? All you need is Simon, right?
Right. But those other people in your life don't always see it that way, so this wing is dedicated to your family.
We offer support groups and seminars on how to reduce recipe quantities to exclude you so you will not be harassed to join
them for dinner. For younger patients, school administrators are also welcomed into the program so they may better understand
your affliction and how they can help (expanded internet accessibility in school, etc.).
Since you're a hopeless case we won't try to tackle the big issues. Just make sure you eat a granola bar now
and then, and maybe email your family members so they know you are still coherent (if, indeed you are).