I am not Simon,
I have never met Simon, and I have absolutely no means of communicating with Simon (though
I sure wish I did).
I HAVE met Simon, but that doesn't change anything here. Oh, and just in case you were wondering? He smells GREAT!
I am only a fan of
Simon, and I'd like to think you are smart enough to figure that out. However, judging by some of the entries on
the guestbook, and by some of the emails I receive...some of you are not so easily convinced. I can assure you,
I am not Simon Cowell. If you send me some mushy love letter conveying your undying love and devotion,
I will only laugh and show it to all my friends. I might even post it here so all the other Simon fans can see
just how silly you really are. You HAVE been warned. <LOL>
However, if you are a fan
of Simon, have a question about Simon, or you ARE Simon,
then by all means, please click on the link below and tell me your deepest darkest secrets.
PS. Any ridiculous letters sent to this address become property
of HFS/JS Industries. We reserve the right to post them anywhere we choose, including here for the whole world to see.