That right there is some fabulous chutzpah, girlfriend! -Juliet

simon cowell is buff ting. wanna learn all abt im init blad. cheers bredren
 pinkbarbiebaybee

 Ahkay...  - Juliet

Dear SCU

I have been a Secret Simon Lover for some time now, although I have tentatively come out to a few of my more liberal friends. They have been appalled, but I stand proud. As I have grown in confidence and safe in the knowledge that Pop Idol Extra (Kate Thornton is the devil) has almost blanket coverage on ITV2, I have become more free and easy with my secret and have been evangelizing to anyone who will listen on the merits of Simon love - indeed, I have made several converts. He is, after all, a minister of the dark arts and no-one could fail to fall prey to him eventually. Like the great Jack Nicholson said, "there are two kinds of women in this world - those who want to fuck Jack Nicholson, and those who want to tell their friends they turned Jack Nicholson down." I would argue that the same applies to Simon, although obviously the latter category would be so small as to be practically insignificant. Simon's particular appeal lies in the empty void behind the eyes, as if he has made a Faustian pact at an early age, and knows that somewhere, lurking in his attic is a painting of himself, getting older and poorer and screaming at his conscience as the real Simon laughs and puts out a Gareth Gates greatest hits album anyway. Who could fail to be seduced by such a callous disregard for the human soul? It is delicious. I love Simon Cowell. I want him.

Yours sincerely

KB

And with that, I turn all writing duties over to you. -Juliet

Ode to Simon

Simon Cowell makes me howl (with pleasure)
when seeing Simon Cowell all I can think of is wow
oh how i wish he was mine as he is absolutely divine

Rachel C.

Do you want to be my TA for ode writing? - Juliet

Being British, I have idolised Simon for over 3 years. His every so-called 'cruel words' are joy to my ears, proving that he is a fine specimen of the British man. All British men should aspire to his debonair, suave and unassuming demeanor. In the office, I am the butt of all jokes as my pinboard is dedicated to Simon. He is the number one on my boyfriend-wish list, ahead of all other men, including Mr Clooney, much to my colleagues misguided disgust. Admission to the finest educational establishment would prove to all the uneducated co-workers just how deep my feelings run.

Hopefully, Kathryn

We have a form letter and stationery for just this purpose, Kathryn. That way you dont have to take precious time away from your studies to flaunt your devotion. -Juliet

This man, Sir Simon Cowell to be, has altered my life in such an amazing way, he most graciously told me my singing was simply not good enough in pop idol 3, and I so much agree with him! How could I live up to his standards? I spend my life, thinking about what he said to me, and try to find out about his life, so I can see what his life is like, and if anyone, anyone, whether it be child or weight lifter, mocks his trouser fashion sense, I stand up for the king of fashion, and pull my trousers up to show them, that, he rules!

Emma

I sense we will be expanding our Trouser Patrol shortly. -Juliet

That Body, Those Eyes, That Accent and that absolutely incredible smile, that is Simon Cowell, I am sure are going to be the end of my marriage, and the need for a new video machine and more ink for my printer. Hence my need to be accepted at this most prestigious university, maybe in the multimedia and design department , so my ink and video problems may be fixed, and while I'm there I may be able to hunt Mr Cowell and amend my first dilemma.

Failing all that,
Please Please Please
Greasing never hurt anyone
Happy Simon Dreaming, Angel

Learned well you have, Angel. Welcome. -Juliet

...I would be very loyal to this University. I will stay madly and deeply in love with the president. I will obey the Dean of students, the Department of Chairs, the Director of Admissions, other students, and most importantlySimon Cowell himself. I would also PROMISE never to say the word "T-E-R-R-I" without a disgusting, dissiful word after it. I would not say Georgina, or Simon's passed lovers either. Ew. And, If I fail to keep my promise, and you do accept me...shoot me quickly, then shove me in a alleyway dumpster. I will only say the heavenly word 'Saula'. *sigh* *ahem* In conclusion, these are some reasons, I believe, I would make a good candidate for SCU.

I test...negative for all sexually transmitted diseases and controlled substances.

My past dating history is slim. I am only 13, and have never had a serious boyfriend. Little flings here and there. Little hugs and holding of hands here and there. My first kiss has not occurred yet. I've had crushes. I've had stupid boys grab my bottom. I've had teachers..nevermind. Therefore, I would only allow THE Simon Phillip Cowell touching my bum.

The Campus at SCU seems very comfortable. I can see myself there, and getting used to my surroundings. I think I would be very happy amongst the brightest men and women around. And I would not take the private and sound proof rooms for granted.

Also...On December 3rd, 2003 in NYC in a particular Barnes and Nobles, I may be meeting the president himself. And I am already putting things together to meet with him. *raises eyebrows*

Love/By/Sincerely: Jessika

I might...MIGHT...let you out of the unheated dorms for that Saula thing IF you bring me President Cowell's autograph from New York. MIGHT. *shudder* -Juliet

Why wouldn't I want to apply to a university which studies solely in the greatness that is Sir (he will be one someday) Simon Cowell. He is one of the few men that is honest about everything and is incredibly good looking, he has an ear for talent (Westlife, Kelly Clarkson) and most of all cares about what he looks like, never have I seen an episode of Pop Idol without saying 'God he looks good!' He is just a wonderful, understated and underappreciated man, I love him and to be able to study him would be a dream come true. I have had dreams of kissing his beautiful face and to study it would be almost as wonderful.

Please accept me!
Yours Cowelly,

Eastender589

A fellow Westlife fan? Hell yeah, sister. - Juliet

Essay:

Simon rules! We should all worship the great one and his tongue of steel. All bask in his high- trousered glory! Again, Simon rules!

By Lydz

Upping my SPF as we speak. - Juliet

Oh where do I even begin?? How do you write an essay on a man as incredible as Simon Cowell? It's impossible to do it properly because I could just babble on and on about how amazingly sexy he is and how that British accent drives me CRAZY!! I worship this man in every way, shape and form. From his thick, dark hair to those high-waisted trousers.(Which I still really don't have a problem with) The only thing that I really cant stand about him is that accessory he takes with him everywhere...*cough* Ponyboy *cough* When it is SO obvious that he and Paula were made for each other. (Sorry that was that Saula in me taking over.) But even then...if he's happy..then so am I. The man is a walking god and his presence is always known. I so want to be apart of SCU so that I can know even more about the man I worship so much and absolutely love!! This is an essential part in my life, and I feel that I am fit to attend your University!! Thanks so much for your time!

~*Brittany*~

Off to the cold dorms with you! Although you'll have to take back that comment about the faux fur bag our dear President insists on carrying everywhere. - Juliet

i am submitting a personal essay in hope that i can be a part of SCU. Lets see my past dating history, well i have only had two boyfriends the first one was a robber, liar, cheater and a hitter. The second one i love with all my heart, although he ain't Simon! I wish to attend SCU so that i can maybe meet sir Simon Cowell, and also have a certificate to prove how mad i am about him. My career goals regarding Simon are.....to meet him and make him mine!
Please let me in your university and say hello to simon!
Rebecca

Girlfriend gets a free pass on the licking the scar thing. She's earned it!!! - Juliet

It's half 11 I've been waiting 2 be connected for 2 hours and now I am finally here for 1 reason and 1 reason only to become a member of the uni of simon cowell!:D I've been a fan of this gorgeous g-d for a long time now and seeing as I am only a teen it's the closest I am going to get to the man of my dreams!I would like to follow his teachings and gain more knowledge from my time in the univeristy. Out to make Simon proud!:D **staying awake all night** **fingers crossed I've passed!**

Nikita x

Oooh, dedicated to her studies already. Come on in! - Juliet

i would love to be apart of the simon cowell university as i admire and adore simon for being truthful and honest to the pop idol potentials and he is missunderstood by both the public and the press for being a villian and being nasty and harsh i love simon as he is himself and not someone else as what u see with simon is what u get and the press and public should accept him for being himself and i would love to meet mr cowell as i feel as though i have quite a bit in common with him long with simon cowell he is the king!!!!!

ImTheOne

As long as you remember who the princess is. - Juliet

What can i say??
He's a darling
Ya just wanna take him home!

Dawn

Sorry, home schooling is not available but you can check scrapbooks out of the
library if you want. - Juliet

My mom and pop truly think I am God's gift to earth. Ever since i was 6 years old I have entered many competitions for dancing and singing and acting, you name it, and I have NEVER received less that a silver medal. I was also spotted at the age of 11 and asked to model for a top agency which has opened up many new opportunities for me and I even got the chance to be an extra in a film!
When I was 14, i was already being asked to do catwalks and photo shoots for the likes of French Connection, DKNY and was the main model in the popular NEXT catalogue. I was, and still am, a regular in my local newspaper.
As far as my academic ability goes, I have never in my life, achieved below an A grade in an exam of any type and never will. I have achieved grade 8 in piano, grade 5 on flute, grade 6 on violin, grade 7 in singing and have completed my musical theatre. I have a scholarship to 7 top universities also.
In sports, ever since I started the school, I have been the captain of the A's hockey team, the netball team and I was even shortlisted to go to the commonwealth games to do gymnastics!
Aside from all that, I have many Friends and lots of boys fancy me, I am tremendously beautiful and popular and a devoted Christian.
Not a day goes by when I don't have some guy come to my house and tie roses or a letter to the gate of my house. It can get irritating but it is flattering.
So Simon, I think I meet your standards, I am 100% perfect and you are 110% perfect so I think we would get on famously. First things first, please let me join your college as I adore you particularly on Pop Idol

Love and kisses

Lauren xoxoxoxoxo

I was going to reject you on principle because no one deserves all that AND Simon,
but what the hell. - Juliet

I believe that it is in my best interest that I am accepted to this school immediately. Simon is the sexiest man I have ever seen. I gladly bow my head and accept whatever position...I mean assignment he requests of me. i would bend over...backwards just to get that A from him. I am on my knees...in praise of the sexy Prince of Darkness.

Robert

Equal Opportunity Institution, we are. Anything else I was going to say would be censored by HFS so I'll stop now. - Juliet

I LOVE SIMON, is what many people would say but I am different. I respect him. He is the only person i know who actually says what he means.when i see him on TV he brings me hope for the rest of humanity that some day the rest of the world will follow his lead and be able to say exactly what is on their mind and not be forced to hide what they feel.also the trousers really do it for me.

Miss Laura

Yeah, the trousers do it for me, too. - Juliet

I wish to attend the Simon Cowell University. I love Simon Cowell and am even in a club called "Simon Lovers Only!" I love anything having to do with Simon Cowell and I love how he can express what he truly feels so easily.

In the past, I've aspired to become a singer and a teacher. Now I know that this is not what I want to do for the rest of my life. I should consider something like A Simon Cowell Historian or something like that.

Fran

You sound like his Personal Assistant to me. We'll look at your class schedule. - Juliet

Dear Dean Speaks:

Hello. I am writing for acceptance to Simon Cowell University. Since viewing 2 seasons of American Idol and acquiring ample knowledge of Mr. Cowell through various television and magazine interviews, I believe that I am ready for higher education where Simon Cowell is involved. I also believe that in order for the best and most comprehensive learning experience Simon Cowell University is the place for me, thus my acceptance is imperative.
While Mr. Cowell may prefer leggy brunettes over petite blondes, which I am, it is my goal to make him see past physical appearances and find that I am a sexy beast at heart just like himself. I am completely aware of the fastidious nature of Simon and I am completely willing to accommodate that in my lifestyle. Furthermore, I have taken to speaking like His Highness by adding a plethora of new and exciting words such as Dreadful, insipid, abysmal, horrendous, and appalling to my vocabulary, also on occasion I seem to pick up a British Accent (which makes The Man/God so much sexier).

My hobbies and extra curricular activities include:

1. Watching American Idol (seasons 1 and 2)
2. Watching and reading interviews with the aforementioned Mr. Cowell.
3. Looking at pictures of Mr. Cowell and giggling at his incredible sexiness
4. Gymnastics (it makes me bendy, which I'm sure Simon will appreciate)
5. Singing (Don't laugh, I'm really good...even Simon wouldn't be able to say a bad word about it)

Like Liaraven, I too will be auditioning for Season 4 and I believe that with the education SCU could provide me, I will be able to win Simon Cowell over and become not only America's next Superstar, but Simon's personal one also.

If this essay is not enough to convince you Dean Speaks, I have attached a picture of Manolo Blahniks and a Kate Spade bag which I will one day (after becoming Simon;s Superstar) get for you. Unfortunately, right now I don't have enough money in my bank account for either one of those purchases. Also attached is a picture of me...don't ask why...just ask why Simon would refuse me.

Muah! Colleen the Bean

And we have ourselves a winner. -Juliet

I dont need an essay, Juliet said she'd let whoever could help her figure out html, in SCU... I did it... go me! Thanks J !!!

Angel Babie

Hell yes, I did. Thank YOU! -Juliet

I would like to be admitted to this uni for two reasons. Firstly I already have a main stream degree & feel studying the master will help me succeed in life. Secondly I was at a wedding & caught the bouquet. I am told this means that I will marry soon & that I would dream of my future groom. I since dreamt of Simon repeatedly. Obviously it is imperative for me to learn as much as possible in order to fully understand & please my true love.

Bil Bob

Let it never be said that I trifled with the Power of the Bouquet. -Juliet

Ok, here goes. My life was utterly incomplete until I saw... Simon Cowell. The first time I saw him was on the first British Pop Idol final and Oh My God! There he sat, incredibly laid back in an Black blazer suit with an OPEN silver shirt showing the promising signs of a hairy chest (Sign of a REAL man). I fell in love there. That night he filled my dreams and hasn't left them since (it's been 20 months)
In the last 20 months I have collected over 150 pics of him (5 of them topless!) 5 interviews, 40 Video Clips and had an application form to go to a Pop Idol audition but unfortunately could not go due to a family event (Damn my Gran & Grandads 40th Wedding Anniversary!)
It is my life long ambition marry Simon Cowell, I am a Leo and he is a Libra, so it's written in the stars!
Please, Please, Please accept me, it brings me that one bit closer to fulfilling my dream.

Yours,

Natasha W. (A Simon Cowell DEVOTEE)

Natasha, you sent me a picture but not one of him TOPLESS? Bring them to me! Admission deferred. -Juliet

I would love to be admitted to the Simon Cowell University because I find him intriguing, fascinating and generally amazing. I agree with everything he says, he always speaks the truth in my eyes. I worship the only man that should be worshipped on this earth: Simon Cowell. I have watched him vigorously through every episode of AI and he is better than all the rest. He makes me laugh and his dress sense is so gorgeous that I wish I could be him. If I met him I would go weak at the knees and be speechless. It would be an honour if I could study the one and only Simon Cowell. He is a wonderfully contagious man, and that is why I wish to devote my life to Simon Cowell!

I truly need to be part of the SCU community, for the good of myself and the people around me. I would be unbearable if I was not accepted. No other university could cope with my obsession for "The Perfect One." He is the man of my dreams.

Rach

If we met him you'd have to call an ambulance. We have a sister in you, I think. -Juliet

walking alone down the street, singing to myself, looking up to see a fabulous looking man.....as the man stands he is mr. simon cowell who i desire.
then i thought maybe i could join his university or something.
i'm only hoping and dreaming that i manage to be accepted in this brilliant school and if i do, i am going to o so well, study hard and make the most of life just like simon cowell himself.
i love simon and i am looking into SCU if i get in or not.
He is the worlds greatest man!

Babymonkie

I've had this experience, except not really because I didn't actually see him, it was a cardboard cutout at the mall and, you know, you probably don't want to hear the rest of that. -Juliet

There is no doubt in my mind that I need to attend Simon Cowell University. I not only want to attend, it is essential for my sanity! I will devote every part of myself to SCU for one reason and one reason only; I am deeply in love with the Simon Cowell. I don't even know where to begin! It could be the devilish grin, the tight black t-shirts, his amazing chest, his accent, ~sigh~ or it could just be everything about him!!

I cannot help but be obsessed with this man. He is everything I could ever want in a man and should be a prime example and inspiration to men everywhere. Simon has taken over my life in every way so why not go to SCU and learn everything there is to know about this great man!?

I have tested negative for all sexually transmitted diseases and controlled substances. My dating history is pretty small, being 15 I have yet to be in a "serious" relationship; aside from the occasional crush.

I promise to worship, love and idolize Simon Cowell and never use any unnecessary words associated with him. Such as T*rri. And I guess groveling never hurt anyone...so what the heck. Please, please, please grant me admittance to your amazing University to study the most amazing man ever! It would make me the happiest girl alive!

~*~Desperate, yet sincere sounding~*~

Brittany

Groveling is good; groveling is wise. -Juliet

Dear SCU,

After months of denial I faced facts. I was in love with your president. Then I faced some pleasant facts. I met his requirements exactly, firstly in that at 34 I fell perfectly within his age range (he allegedly prefers his women to be in their 30's), secondly in that I have my own house, career and money and thirdly in that I (honestly) look a little like him in that I have the same eye definition and hair colour, only my locks are long yet thick, softly curling and copious, he could not resist pushing his beautiful hands through it if only he could see me. And that's when I faced the very unpleasant fact of the access barrier.

I've always known I had no future as a pop star but falling way outside the age restrictions for Pop Idol meant I couldn't meet him that way. I wrote him a letter of introduction enclosing my e-mail address but I knew he wouldn't reply even if he wanted to so I couldn't meet him that way. I applied for a job as a runner on the second series of Pop Idol and received the ultimate insult of being offered a similar job on a different show so I couldn't meet him that way. And on scouring the internet for new leads I stumbled across your university, learned of the 12/3 NYC signing, knew the one hour bus ride to Heathrow, the two hour check in at Heathrow, the Five hour flight from Heathrow and the ten hour queue in Fifth Avenue would Be time well spent and was about to book when I learned the date coincided With my neighbourhood's annual Christmas booze cruise to France. Now I was faced with the horrible fact of an impossible choice - coming within touching distance of my destiny or coming within conflict of breaking tradition and loyalty to my best friends of more than twenty years.

And now the fact is that on December 3, my long tumbling locks of soft Curls just might have a pair of hands pushing through it - the icy forking talons of Jack Frost on the ferry deck. Who needs your mates when you have Simon? Make the most of him while you can though - once he sees me there'll be No going back.

Elizabeth

P.S - Any suggestions on how I can meet him? Can there be anything more frustrating than knowing full well you are the key to Simon's future happiness yet the poor man has it denied to him through competition and celebrity protocol? And don't say beg, borrow or steal tickets for Pop Idol - seeing and meeting are not the same thing.

I have no suggestions on meeting him, I haven't done it myself, honestly, but I think you've been through enough hardship for one life. Maybe he'll show up to bed check one night -Juliet

I absolutly love Simon Cowell. Since the first Pop Idol I have been a complete fan and joining SCU would make my life complete...

Russell C.

Poof! Your life is complete! (I love when I can do that.) -Juliet

I would like to have admission to the Simon Cowell University because...because he's handsome...smart...has a REAL BEAUTIFUL accent and...hehe, he LIKES Paula. Do I have to write more?

Grace

Nah. Except lay low on the Paula thing when you get here cause I'm not exactly on board with that, if you know what I mean. -Juliet

My mom always tells me, "If you put as much thought into school as you do into Simon you would have straight A's". If I was accepted into Simon Cowell University I would thrive to finish school with the highest academics as possible. My friends make fun of me saying how obsessed I am with Sir Cowell (he should be knighted). I myself, wouldnt call it an "obsession" Im just a "devoted fan". If you going to be a fan of something or someone you have to be serious about it. My goals in life are to,

1. Meet the great Simon Cowell
2. Get into SCU, the best university imaginable.

I'm working on goal one, but YOU can make goal number 2 happen.

Thanks!

Kelly

If I put as much thought into writing a website for money as I do for writing sites for free, I might not have to go to work. I'm all over your goals, bring on #1! -Juliet

Gosh..where do I start? His Hottness.

The first time I noticed Simon Cowell was the 3rd episode of American Idol Season 2. I never saw season 1 except the last two episodes. A shame really, being that in those two episodes I only saw seconds of His Hottness. But from that 3rd episode I was hooked. Thus my obsession was born. Loads of magazines and blank videos became permanently printed on my grocery lists. Every episode of Extra, E! News Live, Entertainment Tonight, Inside Editon that featured Simon was recorded. Every picture and article from In Touch, People, and US was cut out and put into a scrapbook. Season 1, which I had never seen, was purchased online. Scores of pictures and articles were printed from websites and also put into the scrapbook.

I love everything about this man. He does however possess two faults: a horrible smoking habit and an infamous crème Armani sweater. But the many things I love about him drown these faults. I love that his honesty is genuine and not act put on like some celebrities. I love his work ethic because at this rate I am getting Simon fixes weekly. I love that while he is blunt and seemingly open, there is still that air of mystery about him. I love that while his love life is highly documented, he doesn't kiss and tell. I love that he loves a good love song. I love that he personally picked out some the best loves songs for Westlife to record. I love the naughty grin he puts on during certain interviews. I love that he doesn't bother to hide his annoyance where its rightly deserved.
I consider myself a TRUE Simon fan in every way. As a true fan I like all things that make Simon happy. I like Terri as long as Simon is happy with her. I do not for second believe she is cover girlfriend like most people. I know and like Simon enough to know he would never waste a year of his life with someone that didnt make him happy. I'm not ashamed to say I created the AWWWW and His Hottness threads. Also, as a true fan I read his book cover to cover. I didn't immediately skip to the parts where he talked about Paula Abdul.

I'm also horribly jealous of the United Kingdom. I hate that the only way I can watch Pop Idol is on my crappy media player. I hate that he is continually featured in the UK mags, Heat and OK! I hate that if I want either mag I have to drive 40 miles to get it. I hate that we didn't get to see the documentary, Being Simon Cowell. I hate that he is referred to as Mr. Nasty or Judge Dread. I hate that ALL but one Westlife cds are sold worldwide except in the U.S. I hate that I'm reduced to watching Howard Stern (a man I despise) for a Simon fix.(Not only a Simon fix, but another Big Ben sighting!)

And at the end of the day, while I LOVE Kelly Clarkson and Clay Aiken, Simon is the ONLY reason I watch American Idol.

Lastly, I'm grateful to Tattered Dreams, The Simon Times, and all boards dedicated to one of the Sexiest Men Alive. (eat your heart out Johnny Depp) Also, I'm grateful to the actors Victor Garber and Billy Petersen. If not for them my Simon obsession would be criminal.

~Ranger

I thank Bradley Whitford every day for saving me from the Evil Vortex of Simon Mania, so I won't fault you for having backups. I'm also peeing my pants about "The Hottness". -Juliet

Did we just out "Big Ben"?? -HFS

Dear Dean Speaks and Dean HFS,

I would like to apply for admission to Simon Cowell University. I already possess an undergraduate degree, however, I am unsatisfied with my current occupation and the options that my degree offers me in the way of marketability. I am certain that graduate work and an advanced degree from SCU will increase my bankable skills -- and even if they don't, spending hours upon hours studying the man that is Simon Cowell certainly will improve my disposition.

I do not have a current boyfriend, and how could I? Everyone I meet gets compared to Simon Cowell and falls incredibly short. Between his white smile, his thick dark hair, those incredible eyes, and his total honesty, who could measure up?

With my current Bachelor's degree, I have proven that I can reach my goals and complete something start to finish. I would like the opportunity to demonstrate that at your University as well. I think the Communications department is the best place for my graduate work, given my Bachelor's degree in English and my dedication to writing about Simon. But I trust your judgment, and I know I will enjoy my studies in whichever field you deem appropriate.

I, like so many others, adore everything about him -- everything except for his smoking habit. I hope that if I'm given the chance to meet him, I will be able to convince him to give up the Kools -- there's so much more that you can do orally other than inhale carcinogens.

I look forward to admission to Simon Cowell University, and I am eager to begin my studies. Point me toward the library and let me at Simon!

Sincerely,

Duke

I'm thinking VPA or Biology might be the place for you, but we'll start you off in Comm. Always need TAs over there. -Juliet

I LOVE SIMON AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. HIS ACCENT, HIS EYES, HIS HAIR, HIS BODY.......WHO CAN RESIST? AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE TROUSERS. I LOVE HIS HIGH WAISTED TROUSERS. I AM SO DEDICATED TO SIMON I PRACTICALY WORSHIP HIM. I WILL STUDY VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY HARD TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL MAN.

MELINA

I HEAR YOU! I'M PRETTY SURE SIMON DID, TOO! - Juliet

Hello, my name is Melody.

I think Simon is awesome...and absolutely gorgeous.

He doesn't mess around and says it like it is...and even warns all the contestants that they might not like what he has to say.

Anyways I just wanted to say that he is a great person.

And Simon? Dont ever stop who you are and what you are.

Sincerely,

Melody

Not an admissions essay, I know, but I love it just the same. -Juliet

My past dating experiences?? Hmmmm.. Honestly I never had a date until I was 22 yrs old an in Simon's book that is appalling. I want to join SCU because I am special and am an important person. I love learning about Simon and what makes him tick and why he is so dang hot is a goal in life and attending SCU will help me with that goal! SIMON COWELL-those are two words in my vocab that I never tire of saying or hearing! I can only hope to be as rude and truthful as him one day!!

Missy

Why wait? I'm as rude and truthful as he is NOW! C'mon over and I'll help you out - Juliet

Hi. My name is Sue. I'm addicted to Simon.

IOW, I'm in love with him. Shit happens. I can't be over complimentary to him. Honestly, I think he's gay. He has to be. Every man I fall in love with is gay. Besides, he's really good looking. And every guy that good looking is gay. Trust me on this one.

Last, but not least, I was snooping online for info on him. I found out tonight SIMON IS 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN I! NO!! Talk about droll! That means Simon is only 44. Sorry Simon, I really thought you were more like.... 54...... Burst my bubble. Hell. I don't like younger guys (I could make an exception).

In spite of all my hyper-criticisms, and the fact that I won't have casual sex anymore (ya, I'm THAT old!), I'd make an exception for Simon.

Best,

Sue

He'll be happy to hear that, especially since he'll have to prove he's straight SOMEHOW. -Juliet

Dear SCU,

Before season 3, I had never really watched an episode of American Idol, but I decided hey, I knew when it was going to be on, so I sat down on my couch and turned on Fox. Right from the first episode, I think I knew I felt something weird going on. Simon Cowell. What an interesting person. So I decided to check out some websites about this so called Mr. Nasty. From watching the show and going on to idolonfox.com, I discovered one main thing; Simon Cowell is a god. I'm studying Greek Mythology and gods tend to go down to Earth and visit for a lifetime or so, and it made me wonder.

I'm only 14, and people my age typically fall for Justin Timberlake, or Brad Pitt. And maybe their right, maybe all of us Simon lovers are blind, but I doubt it. Truth be told, we're the only ones who see the light. I laugh at those who swoon over Ben Affleck, HA! They dont know what they're missing. Do all of those people have a special university dedicated to them? I think not! Anyway we have to face the facts, Mr. Cowell (for some reason) isn't on the top of most peoples to do lists. His sexiness and mysteriousness probably intimidates them, along with his harsh but absolutely true comments. Theyre music to my ears. There hasnt been one time Ive watched American Idol without wanting to fall to my knees saying We're not worthy! We're not worthy! God, he's amazing! I can just picture him with whips and chains - *swish whip* SAY IT AGAIN BITCH! OH SIMON I'M THE WORST SINGER IN THE WORLD! - *swish whip*

OK I'm back. Anyway just to wrap things up, Simon Cowell should be ruler of the world and everyone should refer to him as The Great One.

Happy Simon-dreaming!

Rachel S.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, off to VPA with you, my dear! - Juliet

I would really like to get into SCU because I love Mr. Cowell so much! When ever each season of American Idol ends I get so sad because I don't get to see him as much. It would be awesome to be at SCU where I can I see him 24-7. I want to be with him, or at least meet him so badly, that I am even willing to go and audition for American Idol 4 just to meet him. Even if I don't get through. I can't even sing!! But, it would be all worth it just to meet him. PLEASE don't make me have to put him through the torture of listening to me sing. He already has to with so many others. I belong at SCU because I am a true Simon Cowell fan for life. I am so obsessed that at night when I go to sleep I have his pictures right by me so that I know he's watching over no matter where he's at. I even made a little cheer for Mr.Cowell-"Simon Cowell, he's our man, if he can't do it, no one can!!" Go SCU!!

Em

Ah, a cheerleader? He'll LOVE you - Juliet

Dating to me is to be taking seriously and I think I do.I want to be a F.B.I. agent because a dream of mine. I want to take a course in Biology and History because it could help me along the way to my dream. I'd also like a plan B. And that will need a course in Fine Arts to do as well as English. Maybe even a little Communication. So please consider me for the year 2010. Thank you.

RL Ramsay

Okay. -Juliet

EDIT, people....EDIT!!!!! -HFS

Hello

Well, not only do I just ADORE Simon Cowell, I think he would (*crosses fingers*) adore me too. Not only am I tan but I'm also a dancer so that would make me pretty flexible for his needs. I also bellydance so I can entertain gorgeous Mr.Cowell with my skills as well as teach other girls how to bellydance so Mr.Cowell can have a full fledged harem. As well as the above, I have a fair amount of experience in role playing and love of the idea of being *with* Mr.Cowell. And also, as much as I am not a promiscuous person (despite what anyone may think from the above), I don't mind sharing Mr.Cowell with other girls. After all, everyone needs an education!

Lauryn

ps. I just love the dorm rooms! They are so beautiful and soundproofing them was a stroke of genius! It's so nice that everyone wants to make sure that no one is distracted from their studies by fellow students.

We think of everything, my darling. Except bellydancing -- we didnt think of that. Tuition waived. -Juliet

BRILLIANT!! -HFS

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