Adjustment Disorder/Separation Anxiety
An adjustment disorder occurs when a person develops affective (emotional) or behavioral symptoms in response to
an indentifiable stressor. Stressors can be natural disasters (such as an earthquake), events or crisis (such as car
accidents, or development of a medical disorder) or interpersonal problems (such as divorce, or abuse). The person displays
either marked distress, or impairment in functioning (i.e. unable to work or study). Adjustments disorders, by definition,
last less than 6 months (after the stressor or its consequences end).
Whoever wrote that must not know us very well. Who among us believes our extreme emotional distress at losing Simon
to the UK will dissipate before he returns? Stupid, stupid psychiatrists. That's why this prison - we mean, commiseration
facility - is run by the inmates.
We mean fellow worshippers.
Shopoholism
Do you own EVERY copy of the National Enquirer and People that has a picture or small mention of Simon
Cowell? Do you frequent eBay.com searching for all things Simon? Have you overbid to win the aforementioned eBay
treasures? Then this is you.
Juliet also has problems with shoes, but again, why treat it?